Tuesday, October 28, 2008

From Trailer Park Unit 342A

Do you ladies want my body look

ill let you have all of me as long as you want,, ill be your puppy dog,, figure that one out,, hunny,, send me a note im here for you know!! Edgar

If there's one thing that makes women hornier than your body Edgar, I'd have to say it's Lowe's "Ducks in Autumn" wallpaper motif.

But the open toilet filled with urine ought to juice 'em up just right.

26 comments:

SassyBrunette said...

Clam bucket required. Yak!

Fleeting said...

Nothing says "hotness" like a farmer tan with jeans riding lower than Michael Phelps' Speedo... I'm just imagining that beer belly slapping me... *gag*

SassyBrunette said...

I dunno fleeting, he does have handles you could grab on to...hahahaha

Good posts Weasel, you had me worried for a minute there.

robyn said...

...don't let the bedbugs bite..damn!

Weasel said...

Yeah, last posts were bad. Honestly, I'd take them down, but people tend to get pissed.

Lynda said...

I bet when he bends over he needs crack spackle....

Lynda said...

For anyone who hasnt seen Crack Spackle...

http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/CrackSpackle.wmv

Rozie said...

,, ill be your puppy dog,, figure that one out,,

You mean you are going to shit on the floor so I have to rub your nose in it or something? No thanks...

fuglyhorseoftheday said...

You just know a mullet has been cut out of that picture!

Eccentric_Lady said...

Okay, I think I just sensed some IQ leakage here...

RebelJubilee said...

Puppy dog, huh? Mine likes to drool, chew on things and has no nuts. So this guy is either into pegging or castration, right?

Mary said...

Um, this really needed kittens or puppies or something before it.

Let's break this down some:
1972 Wallpaper with weeping willows (I would weep too)
Tiling that you would find in a deer shack that was built in 1963
A table that is hidden under crap
A garbage can
The toilet seat UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty jeans. You can tell the difference etween USED and DIRTY
Inproper use of a belt (Why were one if it's too loose to hold up your pants???)
Moobies that you just know fold over when his arms are down
Saggy paper skin
The weirdest hairy-chest pattern I've ever seen
A towel rack...with no towels
What appears to be a dumbell next to the toilet (Why, oh WHY?!)

Yup, he's my dream dog. He has parvo. Shoot him.

Mary said...

Wow! wear*

I just woke up. Shut up!

CaliGirl9 said...

The creative use of double commas is enough for me, and the nice touch of the belly over the pant waistband and farmer's tan is quite the turn-on.

NOT.

I also don't like the use of the term "honey" and I hate it even more when it's spelled "hunny." Makes me think of Winnie the Pooh. At least he didn't type "cum get my puppy luv, hunny" or anything equally as romantic!

I have the overwhelming urge to kick this puppy dog! And I like most dogs, at least the four-legged furry barking kind!

Walk On said...

Little correction:

It's not wallpaper. It's extremely cheap and thin paneling. You could bend it in your hands and snap it.

It dates from the last 70's/early 80's.

I know this because I've seen that exact stuff w/ that exact pattern in person.

Please don't ask.

horsegal said...

WEASEL! Your last posts were NOT BAD!! *slap slap* Get ahold of yourself, man! I couldn't have made it through the early part of the week without them!!

OMG, this guy was worse than the Daisy Dukes. I got the whole body shudder and could hear "Dueling Banjos" playing in the background... I'm beyond the need of a clambucket, I think I'll just grab my blankie and go sit in a quiet corner with a cat in my lap and a bottle of Patron and stare traumatized into space...

SURFYRE said...

Nothing is worse than the Daisy Dukes!!! Nothing....

The Half-Assed Blog said...

So how does he keep the trailer from tipping over when he's doing bicep curls on the toilet with the dumbell?

I still wonder why old creepy guys think they're sexy as hell.
Not to mention there's 64,000 of them in this town, usually found chatting up the guy at the hot dog stand at Home Depot or wandering around campus leering at women young enough to be their granddaughters.

Nosnikta said...

*** Okay, I think I just sensed some IQ leakage here... ***

That's what's in the toilet.

Havocec said...

Men never learn...and the puter ate my post.

If Edgar were my puppy dog I'd drop him off at the pound.

The decor looks like a hunting camp. The ducks remind me of fecal matter smeared onto walls.

Lynda said...

No the worse was the old fart trying to get laid by an 18-24 year old chick... I still cant look at an old guy with out thinking... was he the guy in the post.... ewwwwww

And after my Walmart incident right after reading that post.... It will haunt me forever!

CutNJump said...

Aw Weasel, the belt did it for me.

Gawd I like that belt!

selene said...

Pissy, hairy toilet? Check.

Filthy lowriders? Check

Fat, pasty belly? Check

Bilious bathroom? Check

Back off girls! My pussy is wet, my panties are off and he's all mine!

Anastasia said...

I don't think I can even translate his message to proper English. Brain... hurting... must... read book.. to regain IQ.

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap... "Eggar" from Men in Black is back!

Anonymous said...

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