White male seeking love and beauty
I'm an successful, attractive, kinky male, pretty down to earth guy open for a relationship. I enjoy beach combing, fire, hiking, playing with my dogs and cooking. I'm seeking a woman who likes the same, whose adventurous inside and out, and is loving and caring woman who wants a relationship longer than three months. Please note that this does NOT include money grubbing whores or fat women, and do NOT reply to this ad if you just want to leave me after a couple dates! I'm sick of women all bossy and rejecting! DO NOT REPLY IF YOU CANT MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND JUST USE SOMEONE ELSE. Robert
He totally had me at first.
His ad had butterflys dancing in my stomach. I thought we finally posted a great personal ad here at WWHM headquarters. I clapped, giggled, and slurped on some applesauce in a state of girlish knee-knocking glee.
But then he turned on us. Somewhere between "loving and caring woman" and "money grubbing whores", someone obviously dumped a heated, steamy ostrich poo on his fresh melba toast.
Suddenly the dainty butterflies in my stomach turned back into caterpillars, and I vomited up a bunch of dry, scaly wings.
Watch out for guys like Robert, ladies. One minute he's the cat's meow, the next minute Robert has your cat stuffed into a fucking espresso machine.
WWHM would like to thank Prozac for sponsoring this personal ad.