Welcome to the home offices of WWHM Headquarters here in beautiful downtown Dubuque, Iowa, right behind Wing C of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant!
Boy, I don't know what they're chopping up over there today, but my car is door-deep in bird spleens and my secretary Beulah just found a finch beak in her grilled cheese.
Speaking of Beulah, there she is at a NASCAR race last weekend having the time of her life with her best friend Julie in the white shirt. Hey Beulah, how 'bout laying off the buffalo balls sandwiches and getting a fucking wax now and then, huh? You're beginning to look like a Nebraskan musk ox in mid-February.
I swear every time I fuck her, I could sweep up the hair and construct a fucking milking goat from scratch.
Anyway, WWHM would like to thank you readers for pushing us over the 100,000 mark just 39 days after we started marketing the blog. What a fantastic streak we've been on! How will we thank you? Well we've got some great articles coming up to provide you ladies with some top-secret information about men, and we will of course continue to analyze the relentless onslaught of the absolute worst personal ads the internet has to offer. All for the low, low price of meeting me behind Wing B of Tom's Animal Rendering Plant once a month for some serious emotional healing. Make sure you sign up for a time slot, or I'm cutting you off!
Stay tuned folks, because we have some great stuff coming up!
As for me, I'm off to the next room to smoke up some of Beulah's back hair in a moldy hashish pipe. Posts!